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Urdu Jokes Latifay 2015, Jokes in Urdu Fonts

Urdu Jokes Latifay 2015, Jokes in Urdu Fonts

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Urdu Jokes Latifay 2015, Jokes in Urdu Fonts

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Urdu Jokes Latifay 2015

Urdu Jokes Latifay 2015

Urdu Jokes Latifay 2015, Jokes in Urdu Fonts

Jokes in Urdu, Urdu Latifay

Jokes in Urdu, Urdu Latifay

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1 shakhs ny kisi Buzurg sy pucha: Dunya me Dost aur Dushmn ki kaise pehchan ki jae? Buzurg ne ghaur sy suna Phr jaib se 1 machis ki dabi nikali us me se 2 teeliyan uthayin 1 teeli wapis rakhi 1 teeli ko tor k us k 2 hisse kie agla hissa phenk diya pichlay hisse ko kan me pherte …

 

Pathan aur head and shoulder

Pathan:shampoo balon py lgany k bad apny kandho pr b lga rha tha, Bv:ye kandho pr q lga rahy ho? Pthan:Ye koi aam shampo ni,Head & Shoulder ha jahil

 

Sardar Barf ka tukra le kar

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

 

Girl Mery Marks Baht Kam Aye Hain

Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kyun Rahi Ho…? Girl : Mery Marks Baht Kam Aye Hain Boy : Kitne Aye Hain…? Girl: Sirf 90% Boy: O Khuda ka Khauf Karo Bibi Ene Numbran Vich Tey 3 Munde Pass ho Jande Ne……..

 

Pagal Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga

Ek Pagal Har Wqt Kehta ta Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga…. Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga….. 1 Din usko Paglon K Dr. K Pas Le Gy Uska Elaj Kia Dr: Ab Kya karo Gy….? Pagal: Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga. Ghar Basaon ga. Doctor: Very nyc Phir kya karo Gy…? Pagal: Bachon ko achy School Bhejon ga. Unki Brthday karon ga Nekar or shirt gift ayen gi DR: Good Good Phir….? Pagal: Un ki nekar se lactic Nikalon ga.. . Phir . Ghulail Bnaon ga or chiriya Maron Ga. Dr: Lakh Di Lanat Hy Tery Te.. :p:p

 

Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga To Larki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi Next Day Larki Apne Sath Bacha Le Kar Ai Or Larke Ko De Diya Larke Ne Pucha Ye Kyun…? To Larki Ne Kaha . . . Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

 

Kabi HAMARA b kaha kro

Husbnd: Me tang aagya hn tm hmesha Mera ghar,Meri car MERA MERA krti rhti ho.Kabi HAMARA b kaha kro. Ab Almari me kya dhond rhi ho? Wife: Hamara Dupatta:-D

 

Girl to Boy Apne Baa

High Class Insult . . Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to Dekho Jaise Ghass Ugi Ho. . . . . . . . . . . Boy 2 Girl: Is Liye Itni Der Se Soch Raha Hu Ke Mere Saamne Bhais Kyun Khari Ha.. :p :p

 

Dil Or Duniya Mein

Dil Or Duniya Mein Sirf Itna Farq Hai, . K . Is Duniya Mein Bahut Log Rehte Hain, . Or . Is . Dil . Mein Sirf . . . . . . . . . Aap . . . . . . . Ki “Bhabi G” Rehti Hai… Har Jagha Khud Ko Mat Gusaya Karo OK…

 

Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada

Dilchasp Duaen” Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada Hansty Muskraty Raho, Aj Wo Pagal Khany Mein Hai… Ajmal Ko Dua Mili K Dunia Tere Ishary Pr Chaly , Aj Wo traffic Constable Hai… Tipu ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Mein Phol Khilty Rahen , Aj Wo School Mein Mali Hai… Bublo Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkty Raho , Aj Bablo K Sar Pe 1 B Bal Nai Hai… Najma Ko Dua Mili K Hamesha Logon K Dokh Dard Mein Kam Aao, Aj Wo Nurse Hai… Ap Bolo Apko Kon C Dua Di Jae ? Bara Kehty Ho K Duaan Mein Yaad Rakhna…

 

Pani Mein Gira Rumal To

Pani Mein Gira Rumal To Rumal Gila Hai, Asman Mein Dekha To Asman Bhi Nila Hai, . . . Muhabbat To Sub Karty Hain Par. . . . Main Karon To Salaaa Character Dheela Hai…

 

Ek Kutta Ek Car K Neeche

Ek Kutta Ek Car K Neeche Baitha Tha.. . . . . . . Santa Aya Aur Uski Pooch Khechta Hua Bola:” Nikal Saale Bhootni K.. Bara Aya Mechanical Engineer…

 

Salesman Sir Cockroach

Salesman: Sir, Cockroach k Liye Powder Loge Kya? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nahi Karte! Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala DEO Mange Ga…

 

Agar Apko Afsos Hai K

Agar Apko Afsos Hy K Apki Life Main Apka Koi Intazar Karne Wala Nahi Hai. . To 1 Kam Karen, 30 Mint K Leye Bathroom Main Ja Kar Beth jayen. . . . Koi Na KOi Bahir Intazar Zaroor Karyga. (“,) < )(> / \_ O Nikal Nahi To Meri Nikal Jay Gi.

 

Kuch Samajh Mein Aya

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh….. . . . . Kuch Samajh Mein Aya?? . . . Nahi Na? . . . Kadi Thandi Coke Peeti Hovay Te Pata Lagy Na.. (‘.”)/ Lal Sharbat <).( Peen Waleyo!

 

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 Urdu Jokes Latifay 2015, Jokes in Urdu Fonts

Latifay Urdu Sardar :

Aik aadmi jangal jangal se guzar raha tha

Lion: “aaj mein tumhara khoon pi jaaonga”.

Aadmi: “mera khoon thanda hai, mere piche aik nojawaan aaraha hai us ka khoon garam hai uss ka khoon pina.”

Lion: “nahi, aaj mera dil cold drink pine ko ji chah raha hai.”

Aik bhikari Sarak(Road) par langra kar chal raha tha. Samne se teen dost aarahe the. Bhikari ko iss tarah chalet daikh kar pehle dost ne kaha. “yar dekho be chare bhikari ki tang tooti hoyi hai”.

Urdu Jokes Latifay 2015, Jokes in Urdu Fonts

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Doosre dost ne kaha: “nahi yar! Mujhe lagta hai keh is ki tang maflooj ho gayi hai.”
Yeh sun kar tisra dost bola. “ tum donon ghalat andaze laga rahe ho, mujhe lagta hai is ki tang ko polio ho chukka hai”.

Urdu Jokes Latifay 2015, Jokes in Urdu Fonts

Iss baat par teenon doston mein takraar hone lagi. Bala-akhir inhon ne faislah kia keh wo bhikari se hi puch lete hain, wo teenon bhikari ke paas gaye aur is se pucha. “ bhayi saheb! Yeh aap ki tang kis tarah tooti”.

Urdu Jokes Latifay 2015, Jokes in Urdu Fonts

Bhikari (ghosse se teenon doston ko ghurte hoye bola) “arey! Meri tang nahi balkeh mera juta tuta hai “.

Urdu Jokes Latifay 2015, Jokes in Urdu Fonts

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