Sardar Jokes In Urdu Latifay SMS 2016
Sardar Jokes In Urdu Latifay SMS 2016
Sardar Jokes In Urdu Latifay SMS 2016
| Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo “Mun mai pani ana” . Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia |
| Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK” . Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola “KHAIR MUBARAK” |
| Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda 2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa |
| Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha . Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai? . Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye |
| Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia . Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho? . Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon |
| Sardar was painting his room . Us ne Chat ko paint karkay Diwaron par likha “SAME AS ABOVE” |
| Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids. . Sardar:ok, we should next year ! |
| Police: Tumhari wife ghum howi to tum ne Police ko kion nahi bataya? . Saradar: O Jee pahly scooter ghum howa tha to police ne 20 din chala ke wapis ki thi. |
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