Santa Banta SMS Jokes In Urdu Latifay

 (1) Santa daurte daurte ruk gya. 

Santa daurte daurte ruk gya.
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thak gya tha wo b insaan h
tum log b na jaan lelo santa ki

(2) Santa: Dr.Sahab 2

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha…

Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.

Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

 (3) Santa: Yar muje M

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work KRNe Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha

(4) Inspector to Bant

Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?

Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do.

 (5) Banta: Kal Muje 1

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta

 (6) Santa’s urine rep

Santa’s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.

Dr. told santa, “you are pregnant”.

Angry santa shouts at wife, “Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de”.

 (7) Ultimate answer w

Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where..

 (8) Santa opened a pe

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..