Pappu And Teachar Urdu Latifay SMS 2016

(1) Pappu: Ek Manforce Dena.

pappu:

Ek Manforce Dena. Dukandar: Tum To Master G K Bete Ho Na?

pappu:

Mentos Bola Mentossss. 1,2 Vicks bhi De Dena Gala Kharab Hai, Medicine ka Naam Bhi Nahi Nikal Raha Theek Se…;-p Hahaha

(2) 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh ki

1 girl ask 2 pappu :

woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu :

legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main kaRNe k bajaye raat ko bistar pe kartay hain pappu:

neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu :

kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

(3) Pappu, while fill

pappu,

while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa: Very long

(4) Teacher student s

Teacher student sey :

“pappu ne dopeher ko nAsir ki behan ko kiss ki”… Iss ka Future Tense batao ??? Student: NAsir raat ko pappu ki watt lga dy gä…!!!

(5) Un K Ghar K Saamn

Un K Ghar K Saamne Naach Naach Kar chapaL Tak Torr Di hum ne “Faraz”:-( Zaalim enjoy KRNe K Baad Keh Gayi K! “pappu Cant Dance.%-) sala.

(6) TEACHER : “

TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?�

pappu : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.�