New Pathan Urdu Mobile SMS 2016

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New Pathan Urdu Mobile SMS 2016

Safety Precautions

1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha Mgr Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.

2sry Admi Ne Kaha Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai.

Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhia Aa Jayn Gi.

Dictation Test

A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students,

Last Bench Students:

We Are Not Able To Hear You SIR,

Pathan : “OK I’LL WRITE ON THE BOARD ……”

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Tankey

Pathan Ki Tang Me Gehra Cut Lag Gya

Nurse: Is Me 10 Tankey Lage’nge

Pathan : Ktna Kharcha Hoga?

Nurse:3000

Pathan:tanka Lgwana Hy

Karhai Nhi Karwani

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Qarz-e-Hasna

Teacher:

“Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain”?

Pathan:

“Jab Qarz Denay Wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur Qarz Lene Wala HANS Day, To Usay Qarz-E-Hasna Kehte Hen”!

Morning Walk

Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya K Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chalay To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan Kam Ho Jayega.

1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki: Wazan To Kam Ho Gayi Magar 1 Problm Ho Gayee.

Dr: Wat Problm.

Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar Se 1100km Door Pohanch Gya Ho

Wait Plz

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office K Gate Per Ja K Bola:

May I Come In Sir ?

OFICER: Wait Plz

Pathan: 80 KG

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Yaad Aa Gya

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap K Marne He Wala Tha,

Usay Yaad Aaya

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. 🙂

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Sakht Cheez

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

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Popular Network

Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:

PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡Ya

SawaL Tha?

Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?

Pathan : Cartoon Network

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Toll Plaza

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li

Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!!

Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D

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