Latest Urdu Funny SMS 2016
Latest Urdu Funny SMS 2016
Latest Urdu Funny SMS 2016
Larki Ka Baap Larky sy:
Larki Ka Baap Larky Se:
Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se Piyar Ker Rahy Ho??
Larka: 4 Mahinay Se Sir..
Baap: Mujhy Yaqeen Nahi Aaraha..
Larka: 5 Mahinay Intzar Karen,
Phir Khud Hi Yaqeen Aajaye Ga.. π
hahahha
Sahab 1 Rupeeya Dy Do:
Faqeerni: Sahab 1 Rupya De Do, 3 Din Se Bhooki Hun..
Aadmi: 3 Din Se Bhooki Hai to 1 Rupye Ka Kiya Kerogi.??
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Faqeerni: Wazan Dekhun gi Kitna Kam Ho Gaya.. π π
Hahhaha
Nani k Qadmoon k Nichy:
Guddu: Yaar Pappu, Agar
Maa K Qadmo K Neechy Jannat Hoti Hai To
Nani K Qadmon K Neechy Kiya Hota Hai.??
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Pappu: Jannat-2
Hahahaha
Latest Urdu Funny SMS 2016
Nawaz Sharif Se Pakistani Qoum Ka Sawal:
Kursi Hai, Tumhara Ye Janaza To Nahi Hai,,
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Kuch Ker Nahi Sakty To Uter Q Nahi Jaty…!
(Irtaza Nishat)
Jailer Khooni Qaidi Se:
Jailer Khooni Qaidi Se:
“Suna Hai Tum Shayar Bhi Ho,
Kuch Sunao Yaar..”
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Qaidi:
“Gum-E-Ulfat Me
Jo Zindgi Kati Hamari,
Yaad Rakho,
Jis Din Zamaanat Hui
Zindgi Khatam Tumhari.. π
Hahhaha
Ek Banday Ki Feryaad:
Ek Banday Ki Feryaad.. π
Me Shohrat ka Talib Nahi Hun,
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Me Protocol ka Talib Nahi Hun,
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Me Aalishan Banglow ka Talib Nahi Hun,
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Me Rupey Jama karney ka Talib Nahi Hun,
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Bus Mujhe Prime Minister Bana do,
Baqi Kaam Me Khud kar loon ga.. ;-p π
Hahahha
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