Teacher And Student Jokes In Urdu Latifay

Pathan Asked Teacher:

Pathan Asked Teacher:
If Black Is A Color & White Is Also A Color
Den Y Black & White T.V Is Not A Color T.V?Teacher Shocked
Pathan Rocked…

Teacher:

Teacher:
Main Tumhari Jan Nikal Dungi,
Iski English Batao…Student:
English Ki Maa Ki Aankh
Tu Pehle Hath To Laga K Dikha

1 schöøl ki amaret ko aag

1 schöøl ki amaret ko aag lg gyischòøl k sb bchay dur khray hans rhy thy k chlo ab schööl to nhi ana pry galekn 1 bcha

udas khra tha, ustaad us k pas gya or kaha beta tm naik or mehnti student lgty ho,btao q udaas ho?
Bcha rota hua: sir school to jal gya pr ap to zinda ho na.

Miss : Aaj Tum Late Q Aae

Miss : Aaj Tum Late Q Aae? School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hai phir der Q Ki?Student :
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Miss, Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo dost SHAK krty Hain

Sir 2 Student: Jo cheez tume tang ya
pareshan kare usey apne pas b na Bhatakne do.Student: Chal fair Baar nikal Shabaash

Teacher to sardar

Teacher to sardar:5 janwaron k nam btao jo pani me rehty hain??Sardar: fish

Teacher: good nd baqi 4??

Sardar:

Fish di maa, piyo, pehn ty pra.

Teacher: Bijli kahan

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, “Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi”